Let's say you work in the photo business, such as at Adorama on West 18th Street, where the whole block is a No Standing zone. What to do? Learn to be a New York State EMT, get some flashing lights for your van, a few laminated placards, and presto! You can park wherever you want, year after year (no joke). A number of part-time EMTs daily park their vehicles near Manhattan-based photo businesses such as B&H and Adorama. A review of their emergency-response logs would indicate they hardly have any real crises to respond to; instead, they abuse their quasi-official status to park illegally every day outside these businesses.