This guy knew he could come home to his private parking place by the hydrant from his New Year's celebrations (tiaras were on the dash) because he's... wait for it.... NYPD! Hope he was sober.

He forgot to pick up a new placard for the new year, however.

Repeat violator:
http://nyc.uncivilservants.org/post/index/4592
http://nyc.uncivilservants.org/post/index/4699
http://nyc.uncivilservants.org/post/index/5476

..and that's only when I could be bothered....